3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We are all done wearing pants today
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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