How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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