But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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