This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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