She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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