Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Someone shattered a urinal.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
