Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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