I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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