Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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