i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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