Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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