new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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