I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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