Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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