It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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