There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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