I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That's when you crack a 10am beer
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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