oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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