Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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