can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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