dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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