margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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