ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I party with great urgency now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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