Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Quick, to the slutcave!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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