So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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