fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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