Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I cannot find my penis.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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