This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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