we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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