Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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