also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
