Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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