I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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