you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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