I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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