K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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