Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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