Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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