so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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