Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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