Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He has the fingertips of a God
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