I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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