I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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