I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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