I don't think brook has ever known best
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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