420 ftw
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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