You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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