Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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