the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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