It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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