is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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