The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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