he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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