I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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